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Britney Spears releases new single “3,” officially stops trying

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Britney’s Manager: OK, what we’d like to do is keep the positive synergy between Britney’s new and old fans in high gear and make sure that we keep the energy up from her massively successful Circus tour by releasing a greatest hits album; covering her entire career, peaks and trophs—everything!

Jamie Spears: Love it, y’all! But you know we already did that in 2004, right?

Britney’s Manager: Yeah yeah yeah, doesn’t matter, in the pop-game 2004 might just as well be an eternity ago. Only real problem here is that the majority of the consumers in her target market already own all of the music—let alone the 2004 collection—that we’re going to re-release on this disc, so we’re going to need to spice it up with something new somehow.

Jamie Spears: OK, what’d y’all have in mind?

Britney’s Manager: This is asking a lot, but… a new track?

…One month later…

Jamie Spears: Here’s what we came up with.

…music plays…

Britney’s Manager: You don’t think that anyone will mind that it’s a throwaway extension of Circus that borrows liberally from “If You Seek Amy,” do you?

Jamie Spears: No one seems to have cared in the past, right? Let the haters hate, y’all!

Britney’s Manager: Yeah, I suppose you’re right.

The Singles Collection Tracklist:
1. “3″ (previously unreleased)
2. “…Baby One More Time” (from …Baby One More Time)
3. “(You Drive Me) Crazy” (The Stop Remix!) (from …Baby One More Time)
4. “Born to Make You Happy” (from …Baby One More
5. “Oops!…I Did It Again” (from Oops!… I Did It Again)
6. “Stronger” (from Oops!… I Did It Again)
7. “I’m a Slave 4 U” (from Britney)
8. “I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman” (from Britney)
9. “Boys” (The Co-Ed Remix) (featuring Pharrell Williams, from Britney)
10. “Me Against the Music” (featuring Madonna, from In the Zone)
11. “Toxic” (from In the Zone)
12. “Everytime” (from In The Zone)
13. “Gimme More” (from Blackout)
14. “Piece of Me” (from Blackout)
15. “Womanizer” (from Circus)
16. “Circus” (from Circus)
17. “If U Seek Amy” (from Circus)
18. “Radar” (from Blackout / Circus)
19. “It’s All in the Game [11]” (previously unreleased) (Japanese bonus track)

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Also: Britney Spears “Circus” Review


3 Comments

    In my opinion “3″ is a very clever single, even though i disagree with the fact that it is released with a “Singles” album (yes its the kicker to augment sales). You see, Britney, management, producers etc… realize Britney Spears fans are now between the ages of 21-25 therefore creating catchy more mature songs is the way to go. It is unnecessary to say that an artists fans are made primarily when an artists is presented to the world, this is obvious. Therefore little screaming teens that went to watch Britney shows are now late in college years, graduating, or young professionals. This is why Britney’s music has gone from Pop to what I like to call commercial club pop. Take her first single, Baby One More Time… how awkward would it be to go have a drink at a clube with some friends and listen to that song, it has hard slow beats makes it hard to dance to unless its remixed and I would much rather listen to something that makes me bob my head when I’m trying to have fun. Now take Slave 4 U, this was really the first CD (Britney 2001) that had a “club song”. This song had hard beats, was danceable, chicks loved it, not to mention she was freaking hot in the video. Then comes In The Zone 2003 with songs like Outrageous, I Want That (Boom Boom), Me Against the Music, The Hook Up, which are clearly produced for dance floors. Very “Hip Hoppish” very danceable, very “crazy drunk girl working the bar”. Yet if you look into these songs, you may notice they talk about NOTHING. Lyrics are unconditional, they are basically just made to beats with a moan here a “woo” there and elaborate choreographies. Take a leap to Blackout. Blackout is what I like to call a mesh of producer hits. It was completely unrecognized, unregarded, and unnoticed because of the “Crazy” stage the lady was going through, yet if you look into tracks, most of them produced by different individuals, new concepts, new ideas, more sexual mature lyrics, very catchy tunes, the whole album is a work of art. Its a collection of songs with Britney’s voice that make a statement for every producer that collaborated in it basically used as an opportunity to say “here is what i got, here is what i can do, check it out”. Black out (until Circus came out) is probably the ONLY Britney Spears album which I could listen to in whole, well maybe I skipped 1 track, but that was it. Year later, come Circus. Circus, Britney’s “comeback” album, is a very good album indeed, though in my opinion, as one of your reviews stated, it is kind of all over the place and it lacked organization, but overall pretty decent. I have always wondered why it was called a “comeback” album, because it wasn’t really a “hey guys! I’m back!” it was more of a “Im good at what I do and Im here to stay” album, a slap in the face to all the people that thought she was not gonna make it (even more of a slap when she successfully completed her tour two days ago in Las Vegas, the most successful tour of 2009 so far). Now that being said, this album shows a perfect harmony of songs that have mature lyrics with double meanings (If You Seek Amy, Phonography, Womanizer, Radar) to original “Britney like” songs like Circus, Kill the Lights, Shattered Glass, and pop ballads like Unusual You, My Baby. This album is a perfect example of producer and management genius. It has everything, songs for the 21-25 year old Britney fans that realized what she was saying in If You Seek Amy by the second time they heard the song and that get a kick of Phonography when listening to it; songs for potential new young fans, Circus and Womanizer; songs for the emotional cute old school “sometimes” Britney fans, Unusual you, My baby; and NEW songs with new beats and a new concept, Radar and Mannequin. Now, given the success of the album and the high response they got from the tour, they realize that people going to the shows are now older people, in their 20′s that jump up and down, and yell at the top of the lungs praising an idol of their teen years, so what do they do? They come out with “3″ a perfect blend of the new concept music, with a super beat, a constant thump, that talks about threesomes! PERFECT! Personally, i would have much rather have the song be released with a “special edition” version of circus, rather to have it released with songs that I already own, or even maybe with the release of a tour DVD or BluRay, still, it doesn’t take away that the track is a master piece of beats, sexuality and genius. “3″ is the next step, I would not be surprised if the song gets amazing airplay, and is spun at clubs, bars uncontrollably. I like to think that this is exactly what they were aiming for, and they will be successful at it as a single, as a record though (The Singles Collection) I am unsure.

  • Dear Anonymous,

    I agree with everything but calling the song “master piece of beats, sexuality and genius.”

    My opinion might change regarding one third of that claim when the music video is released, however. :-)

    -Chris

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