As Chuck Norris has now turned 66, it’s time to look at the facts. Roughly everyone (who’s anyone) knows about Chuck Norris, and the innumerable amount of facts that follow him wherever he goes (Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding, etc). a href=”http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm#top10″Points in Case/a have developed a few anti-Norris facts. For those Norrisians out there, heed warn as these facts in rebuttal may sting like the time you first saw a href=”http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114697/”Top Dog/a.br /br /div style=”text-align: center;”a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1133/636/1600/03-17-06%20Chuck%20Norris%20Loves%20America…and%20Spinning%20Heal%20Kicks.jpg”img style=”margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;” src=”http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1133/636/200/03-17-06%20Chuck%20Norris%20Loves%20America…and%20Spinning%20Heal%20Kicks.jpg” alt=”" border=”0″ //aspan style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He lies awake in regret.br /br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: The chief export of Chuck Norris is diarrhea.br /br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting…Chuck Norris goes killing!br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the chance of success. Chuck Norris wanders around aimlessly with a gun.br /br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: Chuck Norris’’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: Chuck Norris throws with his right hand like I do with my left hand. I’’m right-handed.br /br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: Chuck Norris bet on Poland in both World Wars.br /br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won’t be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: “Brokeback Mountain” is based loosely on the events of Chuck Norris’ life.br /br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Point/span: Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.br /span style=”font-weight: bold;”Counterpoint/span: Chuck Norris always wears knee pads. When asked if they were for stunt purposes, Chuck Norris replied “sure.”br /br /div style=”text-align: left;”I believe it’s safe to say that we’ll never know what the “truth” about this enigmatic being…but it would be wrong to unjustly toss possibly truths to the side without considering them a reality. Though this pressing issue is at a standstill, thank you to a href=”http://www.pointsincase.com/anti_chuck_facts.htm#top10″PIC/a and a href=”http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html”CNF/a for bringing this information to my attention.br /br /a onblur=”try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}” href=”http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1133/636/1600/03-17-06%20Chuck%20Norris.jpg”img style=”margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;” src=”http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1133/636/200/03-17-06%20Chuck%20Norris.jpg” alt=”" border=”0″ //a/div /div