ESPN Bracketologists

It’s really good to see ESPN sticking to their guns and delivering what they do best these days: humorous commercial segments. With the NCAA Basketball* tournaments sweeping the nation’s televisions, offices and betting lounges I thought it’d be appropriate to give a little time to focus on The Bracketologists - ESPN’s latest spoof series capturing a number of personalities who may be creeping around your bracket pool.
First off is a damn good man, a fine hockey player and The King of Miami - Dave Hill - playing the part of The Sponge.
Second up is the hilarious Ben Schwartz, oft-College Humor contributor as well as freelance writer for shows such as The Late Show, Robot Chicken, Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update. Ben plays The Poser:
The Personalizer:
The Abacus:
The Blueprint:
The Fisherman:
The Mascotitian:
The Alumnist:
*I friggin’ hate basketball…unless if I’m coaching underprivileged children the fine art of the bounce pass - in that case the game is but a cherished memory of me doing what I do best: giving our nation’s youth a chance to succeed.




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