Even professional bowling isn’t all that interesting unless it’s sandwiched between a darts ‘n snooker marathon, resting nicely in the background of an all out St. Patrick’s Day day binge…and even at that, it’s barely passable. One may think, that when the match up is between a metal band against a bunch of technologically-friendly Vice-types it may then turn into a few moments in the sun of internet clips, but even at that it’s still only barely passable for viral videos entertainment in this day and age. Why then, you may be asking yourself, is this being posted? Well, because I’m forever hereby stealing one simple line from deep within the short clip, “Somebody order a zing burger?” It’s all in the context, baby…

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