(via Licorice Pizza)

In between DL asking Tracy about his ankle bracelet and his sobriety Tracy dropped comedy gold on the nation. It’s moments like these that make me wonder if I should start watching TV again.

“It’s in the Smithsonian next to Michael Jackson’s glove, and his nose.”

“Now if I go near alcohol I turn into a Gremelin.”

“I’m just doin’ karate and getting females pregnant…at the same time.”

“Tie Tony up the night before the game and make his legs like spaghetti.”

“I call him by his government, Phillip.”

“I found the edge a while ago and jumped off, I’m crazier than a box of rocks.”

Sans violence, it reminded of this: