“What an Unbelievably Huge Hack!” by Michael Showalter
A guest post by comedian, actor, writer, cat fancier and blue collar beat poet Michael Showalter.
Hey Chris, I saw your blog about how me and Wes are similar. Strange as it is I’ve never seen Life Aquatic but now I think I might have to Netflix it. Of course I’m a huge admirer of his so any comparisons I take as a compliment. I know that he credits me as the main inspiration for most of his work. He’s begged me to play the lead in all but one of his films and so far I have turned them all down because I refuse to work with a hack like Bill Murray. I will only work with good comedians who’ve proven themselves. Besides being from Second City, an original SNL cast member, the star of no less than five of the best comedies ever, an accomplished dramatic actor, and a complete non-sellout, what has he ever done? Fucking hack! I mean, what has that guy ever done?! Meatballs? Stripes? Scrooged? Groundhog’s Day? Ghostbusters? Lost In Translation? The Razor’s Edge? Broken Flowers? Rushmore? Caddyshack? What an unbelievably huge hack!!!!!! Wes should know better than work with such lightweights. If he wants me he’ll have to aim higher with his casting (Gene Hackman? Angelica Huston? I can’t work with two-bits like that.) In any event, I thoroughly enjoyed your “essay”. Thanks. Hey at least you didn’t compare me to Ed Burns.
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Showalter seems ultimately to be a shallow, vapid modern fanboy, somehow achieving fame in this toilet bowl of a culture, not really impressive considering even major morons like Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow can somehow swill their way to the top by telling multiple fart, vagina, or ass jokes. Guess you’re just as complicit as the rest, Showalter, in slumming for comedy when you could become a caddy or a lackey or something you’re more qualified to do, something you would be doing if it weren’t for your friends, who are all pissing in the talent pool with fart and pee jokes. Really sad state of affairs – keep dumbing it down, keep getting farther away from real comedy.
chris landers ill fucking kill you!!!! Micheal Showalter’s a fucking genius!!! u wouldnt know that couse ur a mainstream faggot who doesnt check outside the box 4 anything!why dont u go watch another episode of “mind of mancia” u fucking tool!!!!!! go listen 2 ur Dane Cook CD you piece of shit!!!